Friday, May 7, 2010

Fake Document / Award / Certificate Generator

Fake Document / Award Generator from onlinewahn.

Start here . . .

then, here . . .

Then, you find the page with all the options . . .

and, options . . . 

and, options . . .

a few more options, then click where indicated below, and you're fake document is ready.  If German is not your native language, it is easy to figure out what goes where simply by filling in the text and colors options with some test info you'll remember, then generate the image.  Then, you'll see where everything fits!  Easy-peasy.

Well, what do you know?  I found another undiscovered Trotsky document.  Wowzers.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Sound Effect Generator (text)

The Sound Effect Generator from The Surrealist.  This produces no actual sounds - but rather the textual descriptions of them.  Think comics. Or, the 60s Batman show. Just hit reload to generate a new sound effect.

The Mechanical Contrivium

The Mechanical Contrivium; from The Surrealist.   It is (as they say on their site),
"The Mechanical Contrivium is the automatic trivia generator of a thousand uses, providing facts for every occasion from school assignments to after-dinner conversation."
Start with this box . . .  I of course, entered "Trotsky" to discover amazing Trotsky trivia.

Wowzers!  I was not dissapointed!
(click for larger view)

Fake ID Generator from onlinewahn.

Fake ID Generator from onlinewahn.

Start here . . .

Then here . . .

Then, fill-in your desired info . . .
(click for clearer image)

And, here you are!  I love the bat!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Heretical Rhyme Generator

Heretical Rhyme Generator  from Pangloss

So, starting with this as the first line:
              "There once was a fellow named Trotsky"  
We get this poem:

Evil Clown Generator from Scottsmind

Evil Clown Generator from Scottsmind.

Start with a pre-set clown, and then change the face elements, or go Random.

Couldn't quite make a Trotsky on this one.  Probably because this is an EVIL Clown generator, and the two just don't mix . . .

Now, I know you all can figure out how to use this, but there are a couple of fun ways to play with it.  Each time you click on one of the feature types, that feature will change just one-at-a-time.  If instead you hover the cursor over the face feature, they zip through at a million-miles-per-hour and stops when you move the cursor.  So, with that bit of knowledge, if you just move your cursor from top-to-bottom, or vice-versa, you can visualize some really amusing changes there.  So there.

Oh, this is all done in flash, but there is a "print" option in the right-click flyout that they left in for you - but, I think a screen grab selection is easier . . .

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Fake Coin / Medal Generator

Fake Coin / Medal Generator from Onlinewahn.

Start at this screen and click on the coins . . .

 . . . and you can mint the very rare 49 Trotskies coin.

There doesn't seem to be a way to properly save the resulting image (at least not that I can find; but as you see, a screen grab does just fine).

Historic Tale Construction Kit

Historic Tale Construction Kit. From Adgame Wonderland.  Makes wonderful, faux tapestries.

Start here . . .

Select from People "Folc," and other animate & inanimate objects.  Click & Drag to the canvas.  It's very easy to arrange, add & delete text and objects.

You might even discover the lost Trotsky Tapestry from 1325 . . .

Mr. Picasso Head

Mr. Picasso Head; Picasso-like drawing maker.

Start with a blank canvas . . .

Then, select your face attributes.  Drag them to the canvas, and arrange, color, resize, etc.

Then, make your drawing.  Make a Picasso Trotsky!  Be creative: there are no beards or mustaches, I used other features and enlarged, reduced and rotated them to make the beard & mustache.  What's a Trotsky without them?

Minifig Toy (Lego(c) Parts) Generator

Minifig Generator ; from Baseplate.  This neat site lets you arrange different body parts on the little, Lego (r) people.  Or, let it make completely random folks.

Start with this screen:

Then, mix-n-match:

After you've made your creation, click on the "build" button on the right, and your Minifig (c) will appear in a new window.  For legal reasons, you can view your figure, but cannot download it.  Still, much fun.


Acme License Plate Maker

Go ahead, show off that special plate you had, or always wanted with the Acme Labs License Maker.  Coolness.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Why aren't you posting, Ersatz?

The voices inside your head want to know.


The Voices Inside Your Head

Friday, January 22, 2010

I'm going to start again

Really. . .